whittenorr:

i just got really fucked up thinking about clouds

• weigh as much as an elephant or a 747 or more but still float
• literally full of electricity much like your standard vibrator
• pisses rain all over us ungrateful bastards
• make cool shapes like rabbits or dongs
• they dont give a fuck where they go they just go to trash shit

props clouds, you’re metal as hell

bauldoff:

Polish artist Michał Karcz uses photography and digital effects to create breathtakingly-moody, dreamlike worlds.

You can find some of his more recent work on his Facebook page. via Imgur

hoursago:

so is it super typical that dany is my fav

i mean…. tiny dragons. cmon

infinite list of favorite movies - Legally Blonde

“Exercise gives you endorphins. Endorphins make you happy. Happy people just don’t shoot their husbands. They just don’t.”

obeseblackguy:

do she got a booty

obeseblackguy:

she dooooo

felonyfey:

decayedintelligence:

There is this flooding happening in Norway now and apparently it washed up this really old burial ground, so there is a bunch of century old humans bones floating around right now.

Norway - forever the most metal country ever